You Just Might Be Amish:
If you have ever asked, "Does this shade of black make me look fat?"
If you have ever said, "Hide the light bulbs, the Bishop is coming!"
If you have a "Born To Raise Barns" tattoo.
If you have ever taken your buggy through the drive-thru.
If you can tell a Clydesdale from a Belgium.
If you consider Thomas Alva Edison a troublemaker.
If you and your wife had the same last name before you were married.
If dinner always includes dessert...
You Just Might Be Amish